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a presentation by your future partner
you swiped right, i swiped right
now let me tell you why that was so right! âĻ
i made a 97-slide presentation just for you.
that's dedication! ðŦ
i'm creative enough to make
presentations glow! âĻ
i believe in going above and beyond
to light up your world ð
i make great midnight snacks ð
i have a playlist for every vibe â§
i know all the best hidden spots in the city ð
...and i'd love to explore them with you! âĻ
i give the warmest hugs
ðĪ
even in the coldest nights
*tested in various temperatures
i'm spontaneous enough to...
i have a thing for lilies too... ðļ
and they say shared interests are the best foundation!
i take contracts very seriously
i'm a great negotiator
i keep my promises
exhibit A: this presentation
*terms and conditions may include more kiss stamps
i appreciate someone who...
we share a favorite flower ðļ
and that's just the beginning of our similarities
i have some ideas in mind...
* the remaining 95 ideas are classified information ðð
i can make ordinary moments special...
like turning this slide into a memory âĻ
captured at 23:42, under the neon lights
i have a good sense of humor
and i'm not afraid to be a little...
silly sometimes ðĪŠ
loading perfect match data...
i'm tech-savvy enough to...
create presentations
with cool effects âĄ
but not so much that
i forget to be human ð
i think outside the box
sometimes literally ðĶ
sometimes figuratively ð
always creatively âĻ
i believe timing is everything
and look at us, both here
at exactly the right moment âĻ
i pay attention to details
like how you use
those cute emojis ð
i keep my promises
i appreciate someone who
can match my energy in
witty conversations âĻ
i'm patient enough to
create a 97-slide presentation
imagine what else i can do ð
you read between the lines
carefully checking every detail
that attention speaks volumes âĻ
in your messages, i see
you know what you want
and aren't afraid to
ask for it âĻ
like these 97 slides
your smile through words
brightens the darkest
corners of the night
you balance perfectly
rare to find, harder to forget âĻ
magical âĻ
something
leads to
every conversation
your
words
dance
like
stars
rise like
midnight
dreams
reflections of possibility
reflections of possibility
rippling through time
like stars
scattered
across the
night sky âĻ
your intelligence shines through
in the way you
analyze contracts ð
and negotiate terms
with such grace âĻ
elegance
grace
beauty
charm
you embody them all âĻ
in the garden of possibilities
you chose to stop and
read these slides ðļ
in the garden of possibilities
you chose to stop and
read these slides ðļ
our paths
crossed in this
vast universe
your presence
creates ripples of
possibility âĻ
i promise to
and also
morning
coffee dates
â
afternoon
adventures
ð
evening
stargazing
âĻ
every moment can be magical
i'll be the one who
makes presentations with
97 slides
just to make you smile âĻ
because with you
even reading contracts
becomes an adventure
ðâĻ
i'll be your
i'll be your
i notice the little things
like how you pay attention
to every detail
in our conversations âĻ
you
thoughtful
playful
+
me
creative
caring
perfect match âĻ
i promise to always
listen
ð
care
ð
support
ðĪ
together we could
halfway through...
47 more reasons
to make you smile
âĻ
i'll be the one who
sends you random messages
just to brighten
your day âĻ
what i bring:
what you add:
i'll remember
your favorite
coffee order
â
which flowers
make you smile
ðļ
the little things
that matter
ðŦ
i appreciate how
you take time to read
every single slide
with such attention âĻ
imagine all the stories
late night
adventures
morning
discoveries
shared
laughter
created
memories
we could write together âĻ
knock knock...
who's there?
someone who'd bring you
pizza ð
flowers ð
and this presentation âĻ
because with you
even reading
contracts
becomes fun âĻ
and every
signature needs
a special stamp ð
i promise to be
your favorite distraction
when you need one
no judgment, only support ðŦ
because like you
i find magic
in the quiet moments
and small joys âĻ
i'll be the one who
sends good morning
messages that make
you smile âïļ
and stays up late
just to say
good night ð
imagine the sparks
when we finally
meet in person
âĻ
thinking about
all the ways
i could make
you smile irl âĻ
can't wait to see
if you're as
charming in person
as in text âĻ
wondering if
your eyes sparkle
as much as
your messages âĻ
betting that
our first coffee date
will last longer than
we plan ââĻ
looking forward to
all those moments
that could be
so nice... âĻ
imagining how
perfectly we might
vibe together
irl âĻ
just thinking
about what's on
the next
slide... ð
ðð
anyway...
*straightens tie*
*clears throat*
where were we? ð
i'd bring you
coffee when you're
deep in your
law books âð
we could spend hours
discussing cases
while i debug
my code ðŧâïļ
i promise to
find the cutest cafes
for your study breaks
and coffee dates âĻ
together we'd be
the perfect blend of
logic and creativity
code and law ðŦ
fun fact:
i've made it through
75 slides without
running out of charm âĻ [hopefully ð ]
i'd help you
find the perfect
study playlist
for those late nights ðĩ
i promise to
never use
legal jargon
against you ðð
in return
please don't debug
my attempts at
being smooth ðŧð
speaking of which
only 18 more slides
to convince you
i'm worth it âĻ
and trust me
i've saved some
of my best moves
for last ðŦ
plot twist:
this presentation
is actually my way of
avoiding writer's block ðâĻ
disclaimer:
my charm levels may
fluctuate based on
caffeine intake â
but i promise
to always keep
my coffee game
strong for you ðŠâĻ
breaking news:
local dev spends hours
making presentation
instead of fixing bugs ð
worth it though
because making you
smile is better than
any commit message âĻ
status update:
11 more slides to go
and my creativity is
still going strong [i think ð ]
fun fact:
this presentation has
more slides than my
last code review ðŧâĻ
at this point
you're either thinking
"wow, this is amazing!"
or "this dev is crazy" ð
plot twist:
maybe i'm both
amazingly creative
and crazy about you âĻ
with just 7 slides left
i hope you're ready
for the grand
finale âĻ
imagine us
studying together
you: highlighting cases
me: debugging your heart âĪïļ
speaking of which
i've already written
the perfect function
stealYourHeart() ð
error 404:
reasons not to
date me
not found ð
breaking news:
local law student finds
compelling evidence in
97-slide case ðâĻ
almost there...
just 2 more slides
until you have to
make a decision ð
one last thing...
if you've read this far
you must be at least
a little intrigued ð
so...
after 97 slides
would you like to
get coffee with me? ââĻ
p.s. i promise our date will be
even better than this presentation ð
wait, one more thing...
you thought it was over?
i'm full of surprises ð
like this hidden slide
just for the thorough readers
you're definitely lawyer material! ðâĻ